Kids These Days (Defenestration)
The Art of Staying Sober (Human Parts)
The Playlist at my Mother’s Funeral (If It’s Not 1 Thing It’s Your Mother Podcast)
Russian Babushkas VS. American Grandmas (Russia Beyond)
I Don’t Want to Have Sex With Your Girlfriend (Elephant Journal)
Breaking News: 15-Year-Old Boys Are Horny (Sexography)
8 Things To Remember When You Feel Like Giving Advice (Thought Catalog)
Author of The King of FU (Nada Blank Press, 2018) – The King of FU is a magically realistic poetic memoir about growing up in America in the nineties on the cusp of the age of the internet. It is a voyage that navigates through family tribalism, supervisors, white-gloved Sheriffs, bullies, sex, suicide, dead prisoners, drugs, porn, middle school, and Jesus; all in search of answering one of life’s greatest mysteries: what is the point of adults?
Columnist for Russia Beyond the Headlines | Conversations with Russians: An American writer living in Russia, explores various topics, from the pointless to the profound, through conversations with Russians.*Latest article: Do Russian women expect the man to pay on a date?
Co-creator of Flash-365.com – Flash-365 was a collaborative project between an American writer, Benjamin Davis and a Russian Artist, Nikita Klimov. From October 2016-October 2017, they created one story and one picture every day. Top stories: The Most Beautiful Thing I’ve Ever Seen | The Big Beautiful Cock
Top writer in multiple categories on Medium. – Managing Editor of Sexography & The Moss. Contribute to numerous publications including Human Parts, P.S. I Love You, Slackjaw, Lit Up, The Junction and more. *Top articles: The Truth About Farting in Front of Loved ones | Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend, and I Are in a Love Triangle
Projects on Patreon. – Each month I collaborate with a new artist to create some new project; comics, audiobooks, graphic shorts, animated films, etc. *Newest Project: The Murder Artist | Time Travel Inc.
What is my writing like?
My writing is like watching Roy Orbison eat a bundle of mismatched socks. No, they have not been washed in a while. Yes, he is crying.
Why do I write?
I write because cats can’t. I write for the same reason that musicians play, mathematicians add, and psychopaths murder people. I write because, really, what the fuck else am I supposed to do with all of this?
My dreams are on a strict diet of money and tears. I am all out of tears. So, support me on Patreon!