A new short humor essay has been published in P.S. I Love You (if your weekend is missing a laugh:
I am not a doctor. I am not a medical professional of any kind.
I know this now.
It amazes me that, in this day and age, there was no map, no app, no Amazon deal of the day to help me find my girlfriend’s G-spot. Not that it mattered to her. She insisted she was perfectly happy with our sex life, but I’d gotten it into my head.
(I must have read about it in a meme.)
So, here are the three times I tried to find my girlfriend’s G-spot…