Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend, and I are in a Love Triangle

A new short humor essay has been published in P.S. I Love You (if your weekend is missing a laugh:
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Y is always right. If she said the world will be hit by a meteor tomorrow and I opened my fat mouth, we’d all be doomed. Even when I am 100% certain she is wrong, the world seems to tilt a little and, when I regain my balance, she’s right again.

She is Russian. Her last name is pronounced,

“Pee-Yah-T-Nit-Skaya.”

You can imagine how she and Alexa might have gotten off on the wrong foot when Alexa pronounced it,

“Puh-AH-Nuh-Tsk-ah-ah.”

I thought things would get better when she started forcing Alexa to call her “SEX GODDESS.”

READ THE FULL STORY HERE

Comments

One comment on “Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend, and I are in a Love Triangle”
  1. tara caribou says:

    ohmygod that’s hilarious!!! Poor Y. (Yes, I side with her on this.)

    Liked by 1 person

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