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LASIKs, Alcoholism, and Butt Surgery, Oh My!
It took until my late twenties for all of my excessive bad habits to catch up to me. And, it was two years after that before I started (trying) to improve my health in different ways; LASIK, Yoga, trying (and failing) to quit smoking. These… Read More
Getting LASIK in South Korea Was a Fascinating And Hilarious Journey
My latest article about getting LASIK eye surgery in South Korea has now been published in Human Parts: That Time I Got My Eyeballs Lasered in South Korea The teddy bear was a surprise. They dressed me in a blue robe and squirted a bucket-load… Read More
Updates and New Exclusive Content
Today I am launching The Uninvited Guests illustrated by Nastia L. “Five strange guests visit the bedroom of a young man throughout a long cold night in Saint Petersburg, Russia” uninvited-guests.com This will be an ongoing project that will span five months of Patreon projects.… Read More
The Second Coming of Jesus Christ Just Gave Everyone an Orgasm
He was wearing jeans, a HARVARD sweatshirt, and His name was Abu. He was floating twenty feet above the Chrysler building.
What the Doctor Put up My Butt Without Asking Permission
It was a squirrel. And, to his credit, the doctor did say it was a trained squirrel before he let it loose. I was on the table as he said it and I thought back to my early twenties. “I’ve got a stomach of steel!” I’d told… Read More
Catalog of My Humor Writing
Relationship Humor: The Truth about Farting in Front of Loved OnesA Cautionary Tale Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend and I are in a Love TriangleWe stood over the metal salad-mixer-bowl as my girlfriend, Y, dropped a match and set my gasoline-soaked Amazon Echo 3 Times I… Read More
Pinup Girl Tattoo on a Baby’s Inner Left Thigh
I stood in the swank lobby of a SoHo high-rise arguing with the domesticated ex-marine leashed to the front desk. He had a hole-punch of a mouth and little black eyes. His name was Jim. I pointed at my face. “Jim, you’ve seen my face… Read More
Lady Maslenitsa
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DEATH at a Preschool Christmas Party
In the mirror, I attach the fake ears and tug the hat onto my head. “It’s the wealthiest Preschool in St. Peter,” K had said, “they’ll pay you a boatload to just stand around as an elf for their Christmas party.” I sigh now, as… Read More
