A small man stood in my driveway. He was waiting for me. He pointed. He had eyes like flying saucers and no nose. He said, “I AM KLUBBIT!” He had a French accent. I walked …
Author: Benjamin Davis
Author of Flash-365 and The King of FU
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Invasion of the Fundiks
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What Sobriety Taught Me About Alcohol
Published in The Ascent About Time: Time is relative. Sober time is not. This is the most startling thing I found about sobriety. I will be at a social event, or just hanging around the …
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The Consequence of Owning an Amazon Echo
*story and picture for day 2 of my 1-a-day May challenge. My Mother’s house is like an episode of Seinfeld where all of the characters are Kramer. Friends and family come and go and come and …
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Social Media 1-a-day May Challenge
There is an old Buddhist saying: “Challenging yourself is challenging.” Or maybe not. Either way, I find it challenging. Some other things I find challenging are: 1. Motivating myself to write consistent content 2. Thinking …
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Amazon Alexa, my Girlfriend and I are in A love Triangle [Narrated by Demetria Bridges]
If player doesn’t work, you can find the recording by clicking: HERE Demetria Reads: https://anchor.fm/demetriareads/ A quick pick-me-up to accompany your day, Demetria gives audio therapy for the soul. Narrating articles, blogs, pieces of text …
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Opportunity for Artists [Paid Collaboration]
Hi Internet People, I am a writer looking for an artist and no one on Tinder seemed to think that was the appropriate platform for that sort of collaboration. So, here we are. Each month …
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Lady Maslenitsa
Download the Free PDF and finish the story on my Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25295625
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3 Times I Tried to Find my Girlfriend’s G-Spot
A new short humor essay has been published in P.S. I Love You (if your weekend is missing a laugh: I am not a doctor. I am not a medical professional of any kind. I …
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The Fox and the Bear (a fable for adults)
What really happened on the day the tortoise beat the hare? The Fox and the Bear is live on Patreon! https://patreon.com/benjamindavis This project was actually 10 years in the making. I wrote it back in …
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Men Don’t Cry
I had sex! I was in college (a place people go to have sex) a girl her name was J she texted me she said “are you a virgin?” “are you a MAN?” she said …
