It took until my late twenties for all of my excessive bad habits to catch up to me. And, it was two years after that before I started (trying) to improve my health in different ways; LASIK, Yoga, trying (and failing) to quit smoking. These four essays reflect milestones in this process and they were […]
Today I am launching The Uninvited Guests illustrated by Nastia L. “Five strange guests visit the bedroom of a young man throughout a long cold night in Saint Petersburg, Russia” uninvited-guests.com This will be an ongoing project that will span five months of Patreon projects. There will be updates, bonus content, and it will be […]
He was wearing jeans, a HARVARD sweatshirt, and His name was Abu. He was floating twenty feet above the Chrysler building.
A small man stood in my driveway. He was waiting for me. He pointed. He had eyes like flying saucers and no nose. He said, “I AM KLUBBIT!” He had a French accent. I walked outside. The sun pounded on the poor little man. “What do you want?” I asked. “I have to get to […]
In the mirror, I attach the fake ears and tug the hat onto my head. “It’s the wealthiest Preschool in St. Peter,” K had said, “they’ll pay you a boatload to just stand around as an elf for their Christmas party.” I sigh now, as I did then, resigned. I wash my hands and step […]