Catalog of My Humor Writing

humor

Relationship Humor:

The Truth about Farting in Front of Loved Ones
A Cautionary Tale

Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend and I are in a Love Triangle
We stood over the metal salad-mixer-bowl as my girlfriend, Y, dropped a match and set my gasoline-soaked Amazon Echo

3 Times I Tried to Find my Girlfriend’s G-Spot
(and failed)

No Eulogy for the Backpacker
Laughable Love

Failing to Fulfill my Girlfriend’s Sex Fantasy
You’ve been a bad girl…right?psiloveyou.xyz

Contemplating Gender Roles while Following my Wife around Marshalls
There is a man standing at the door, I don’t know whether he is lost or left,

Humor-Humor:

30 Job Interview Questions for the Indie Writer
Can you tell me a little about yourself?

Are Cats the Dominant Life form on Earth?
I often imagine aliens hovering over my house, looking down, using my life as a metric for humanity’s right to exist

Freelance Writing is Turning Me into a Potato
Questions you need to ask yourself before working remotely


Sex Humor:

How to Know If You Are Bad at Sex
For all genders and sexual orientations

7 Important Lessons in My Son’s Most Viewed Porn Videos
Take those parenting moments where you can find them